Tireless Machines: Mumbai Locals

        Locals, as they are called,is rechristened name of Mumbai Suburban Railway,carries more than 6.1 million commuters on a daily basis 

and constitutes more than half of the total daily passenger capacity of the Indian Railways itself. These machines houses World record passenger 

traffic density,!Finding yourself a foot space is not TOM-DICK n HARRY effort, and Mumbaikers

are professionals, for rookie like me it was nightmare to get on/off the train! If you don't know have the lesson, you can't make it!We got repeated theory classes from Goud*

There is one mantra- If you are in the herd, you are in the train next wink!else if wait for next train and repeat the acrobatics, else go home you get NFTM(Not Fit to Travel in Mumbai)!

We decided to take bull by horn, We followed the lessons,and we could make it into Locals(with all our clothes and gadgets) with bashes, blows and knocks on every part of body! 

I was lucky enough to find a space for my left foot leaving other orphaned, and same with all my body spares!It's statutory that In Locals @ a time you can use only one set of your body spares,

and leasing other spares to co-commuters for scratching their itch, holding their bag! Wagons of these Locals look no less than Hitlers gas chambers, only difference being Hitler expelled Hydrogen Cynide (a poisonous gas), 

and Locals' Passanger expelled  skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds, and FYI those compounds constitutes leathal weapon 'The Fart'!

To My Goodness, I located some passangers reading newspapers, rather quarter folded newspapers in this jampacked journeyers! This is amazing! Idhar Time ka matlab hai paisa

Most of Mumbaikers live half of their life in Locals, and they also have found how to live that half better.Abba!! Finally i was thrown out by new set of

commuters @next station!To my surprise,i found more rejuvenated than before even after this gymnastic journey, but My friend Goud* had story to tell about this magical effect, He call it as 'FMS(Free Massage Service) Effect'.Million dollar Massage,as FMS has amazing features, Massage can last for any number of hours:As long as you are willing to be in Locals, you get all kind of massagers to massage your body, skinny, bony, machos, hairy...all you need to do is choose your set of masseurs

and stand between them!So why Cars? Use Locals, Save Petrol, Save Traffic, Save time!Find your Love, new boss, sometimes even pickpocketrs

May Locals bless you New Love, New Boss :)

*My Buddy, Born with silver spoon and responsibility to retain it! A fighter in formals