First Bencher's Ignore It!!!

One more from my cerebrum-shelf. Some bad sectors in my memory,so please bear with me for Missing charecters in the mission. Mission name: BBS - Blue-Book Stuffing!!! History: Sounds weird!!! If u are engineering grad then definitely not feel so, may first benchers are not aware of it. Hmmm"Internals",engineers hate them, disastrous than terrorist attacks!!!menace inevitable, if u r<15 (avg=" 15). then u r cursed by god n godess of VTU. We cannot get the hit the target by reading books (TRIKAL SATYA), we can only do this by writing into books!!! Surprised!!!Writing into blue books(Bluebooks- internal assessment booklet). Mission Impossible announced!!!- First two internal screwed up. Tagline : You know answers, You don't know questions. Plot Outline: Third internals dates are announced, Only chance to hit the target average(i.e)15.veteran technicians gets involved in the mission to solve the mystery. Cast overview. Kenchya : Mission head - examination expert,loop-hole finder, escape specialist. manjya/Bossya : Feasibility evaluators - How feasible is the mission? Runtime decision makers. Venya/Mintu: Guess masters - Busy guessing questions We trust their punctual sixth sense. Hibernated minds now in extinct. goud: human microsoft-word - precise indentation, sexy fonts, right underlines...calligraphy guru, his blue book best book for CTRL+C and CTRL+V. Pachya: APS(Answer positioning system) - Vivekanand's predecessor i guess In few page turns he could spot the answers. Abhay and Others: Technical, emotional and moral support. Execution: Question paper leaked!!!- BEC-NEWS broadcast. But sorry? Our feasibility evaluators declared it as just a rumour,Last hope lost in dusts so mission impossible was inevitable. Restless guess masters on job now, Mintu and Venya proposed few expected questions(I believe this is most critical step of our mission) on the basis of their incredible statistics, and just woke-up sixth mind. Rest of comrades relied on their guesses. We short listed questions which we are really gonna stuff in blue books in Few minutes of WAR meeting.Now our APS has switched on his navigation system. Answers spotted and reported to Goud.Half work done...."Guys Time for fag" shouted guy in our team. Post break mission, Goud delivered answers ready in his blue books. Now its time for rest of us to start our tasks CTRL+C and CTRL+V.Just final words of caution from our mission head "GUYS DON’T WRITE QUESTION NUMBERS NOW. Write the relevent question numbers while test is ON." Mission declared success: Internals over !!!! 30 blue books, each containing set of set of six answers , so 30 sets "EQUIVALENT ANSWERS" .I bet no word-differentiators in the world can find single deviations among the thirty books. I wonder how could our lectures did find difference!!!!!!!!(i am still wondering). So Finally 30 bluebooks(I say "Engineers' Magic wands") were able hipnotize our lectureres even on the relvency of questions to preinternals written answers(lecturers mind found them 99% relvency atleast????).Impressed lectures graced us with 25/25 or in worst case 24/25(For Jalebi effects in answers papers). This mission rated as one of the most risky mission ever made its way to success. Rated by BEC-CIA(Group of Examination-experts in BEC- Kiran Shivapuji,JP,etc...). Now for you readers!!! Don't you think we were most deserved students to become great engineers!!!!