PRIDE MACHINE - flying on college roads(pachya's scooter)

NOTE: "She" is referred here to scooter All the characters in this story are "TRUE", any resemblance to "FICTION" is purely coincidental.Frens please don’t feel offended, just fall in beauty of renaissance Though "old model dubba Dakota" as everybody used nag abt the only hope of transport (to girls hostels, to parties, to exams, to class rooms, project works, to labs) for band of unorthodox engineers called "mavericks". Just few words to describe her, Her father Bajaj named her PRIYA, she was old, sagging chins, fat but still bony, tanned skin (u knw pachya never bothered to get her cosmetics, neither took her to beautician(mechanic)). Though physically worn-out, she was stable,resilient,and patient….I say much better word is "JAWARI (Indigenous breed)". The few things which I cant stop admiring about that freaky machine are. 1.She never complained about half, some time even empty tummy(reserve always), I guess she celebrated her days when she was full tank, but I think it never happened. 2.The load she used to handle in its slog years,might be luckily missed Its "stress testing" when machine was assembled, but these insane engineers never really bother to care about her old age, always stressed with some embarrassing weights(may be one of such embarrassing weight is me.) 3.Some times she used to make her eyes red(kannu kemp madodu) like gang raped helpless girl.due to uncozy behavior of her Owner(s).but she knew she loved her abusers. 4. This machine never got tired, may be more suitable word would be "restless machine" ….hooted along the college roads with pride and majesty, and some times she even used to envy few freaky new age bikes. "Ever running", but always used to stop intensionally infront of AP's house without pachya's consent..(may be to envy her competitor) 5.Few ppl alwys had reason "le pachya project bindingle pls, le LH hogbekle, le PC tarabekle….". Pachya though used to say "petrol illale"..U knw frens... u cant deny them, ultimate victim priya. 6.Though she hates her owner and his brute frens for using her so nastily in her old age, she loved pachya, sundays were always pride -days for pachya as he managed get hero honda, but I always stongly felt that she missed him and his bloody goofy frens.may be jealous like first wife(savathi melina kopa).u knw first wives alwys have apprehension(though I call it as true love) of loosing partners Few people who must owe their sincere thanks to Priya are First is abviously pachya(pride owner of the Priya )…. who always tried to convince his dad for hero honda but end up in traveling on this machine without fuel. Second is buffya(Anil S N)…. might not have got his treatment for legs on time without this scooter. Third is me...I simply loved that machine, coz it sustained my overweight, and nevr complained abt it and only way to console my self I am still SLIM comparatively. Forth is Vaas(Shrinivas R K)….though it was against any college stud to appear before ladies hostel with such vehicle, but cant help it.his sweet-hearts new this is inevitable with vaas Fifth Golla(Abhay Dharwadkar)…this man is really weird brahmin, never stopped complaining abt his scooty (may be sometimes pretending) so pachya's scooter Sixth mr.descent (goud)…always nagged abt some technical problems with this vehicle.he wanted this poor vehicle to fly on the roads(as F16)..but inevitable, got2go..on Seventh Jalebi(Manjya)…He never knew y he need vehicle, but he want it….. may be for party, may be to girls' hostel, may be for his graphics (r)exam. Eighth Chilya(Venugopal). Just wanna show he can cut/gyrate the scooter better than nebody,wanna listen from everybody "Venya scooter bhari hoditanle!!!!" Ninth JP(jaya prakash)…Non-maverick occassional rider, always need fren's vehicle even to cross hostel aisle, so sometimes our priya was victim. There are few other names in the list(bossya,neerya,sweekya,sometimes kenchya.vivekya,deepya, shipya,chandrya…..), but I guess, I no more want to stress my fingers, as usual lazy… Pachya strongly felt she should be replaced, though she doesn’t like it, but she knew "katakondavalu konetanaka ittakondavalu irotanaka" even pachya realised it when all of his prtendeous proposals/requests to his dad got just denied. So she was happy.More interestingly she was like draupadi (may be formally one owner like dharamaraja),had 30+ ruthless hubbies.i think we all miss her, if not all atleast few.. I guess I am eating up my office time…but I always have point to say "I (V) miss her" and "U R IRREPLACEBLE DEAR…"coz after all v r indians though pretend to be modernized,westernised v always love to have typical Indian house wives (patient,persistant,faithful )…..right???